The Neverending story..goes on and on...

Once upon a time in a magical land far..far away...
There was a cruel king called Hizam.
Hizam was a father with a kid named Thomas.
Thomas ironically is a girl...
Together with his evil wicked wife..
One day, Hizam rides to the forest to head hunting.
While had the song "Sex Dwarved" went thru his head...

Suddenly he heard voices...so familiar it seems...
Like a philharmonic orchestra with a beatiful soprano...
He met with Princess Ainun, trapped in a trapeze of a spider web.
And princess said...r u my prince charming?? ;)
Then suddenly Hizam felt the world around him spin and he fainted...
So fast? naaa...while saying, "my lady what are u doing in the middle of the forest? Are u head hunting as well?"
Princess panicked, couldn't breath...and she fainted too!

Masya allah dua2 pun fainted...Then came Thomas, his son to the rescue...
Subsequently, they both recovered as they heard loud howling from three infamous jungle beasts, Admen, Faezal and Sharifah.
Thomas said...let me spank you....
With confused expressions, Princess said..spank who??
Spank the three infamous beasts...
Owww..please have mercy Thomas..they dun mean any harm...they are my friends... ( said Princess)

But thomas went on and spanked Hizam instead..
Hizam was unexpectedly in a mode of "embracing"
Hizam said, "Thomas! You ungrateful son! Stop spanking me. There are three beasts here. They may eat us anytime! Spank them!!!"
Then Fabio came...
Gang up with the three beasts against Hizam and the lovely son Thomas

Fabio died instantly. Hizam said, "Oh stop introducing new characters!!"
Fabio couldn't die....
But...Fabio my long lost lover!!! oh...my :(
The three beast then decided to play poker among themselves...
Hizam and Thomas were having dinner, fried rice with chicken
Hizam found a double barrel shotgun, mounted with a grenade launcher and snow cone maker...
And those are not guns and explosives!!! Those are MCDonald's latest meals!
So Hizam fed a snowcone to Fabio, the princess gasped...

Then came Dato Siti Nurhaliza singing her latest song...
She was killed by Thomas right away with the magical stones thrown onto Siti's forehead!
ahhhhh..PERCAYALAHHHHH....said Siti in her last word...(of course lah after that she mengucap heheheh)
Hizam was running towards Siti, trying to save her, but too late, Thomas was so good, blame it on Hizam!! LMAO!!
As Siti died, Fabio vanished into thin air.

The princess slapped Hizam with a Webster's Dictionary..
Hizam's teeth were broken and some lost somewhere...
Surprisingly Hizam looked better than before...
Yes, that happened in magical land far-far away....anything is possible...Then, Hizam decided to have a facial appointment with Thomas...
At thomas & guys saloon in puchong coz they are VIP members...

Then Thomas used Oxford's dictionary and slapped Hizam to see whether it works better...
None works better for Hizam...
Hizam fainted. He gasped for air.
Thomas sprinkled some water onto Hizam's face...yawning looking at his father lying unconciously, acting like a lazy Russian peasant...

Then suddenly.....

Iklan Digi berkumandang.

I will follow u...folllow u, wherever u take me...sings the princess as she suddenly become concious..

She or he? i thought it's Hizam who was unconcious.
Hizam was startled by the princess's singing as the voice sounded like Axl Rose, thus Hizam became fully awake..
And find himself lying down naked on a heavenly bed, surrounded by 7 dwarves...
And surprised to see himself in the mirror. "Ya Allah, not George Michael again!"
And he couldnt help but started belting out Careless Whisper passionately..

"It was all a dream!!!" uttered Hizam as he woke up from his sleep in the karaoke room while Zin, Zarina, Faezal and Syed attempted an Il Divo version of Careless Whisper.
..but then Hizam got bored with the version and started singing The Sound of Music instead.
Doe a deer a female deer..

THE E.N.D

Huahahahah..i tot it never came to and end in the first place. It's this game we played where one person starts with a sentence and the other continues...until it eventually stops, and how absurd it has been...lol! New sentences above was contributed by different person, including me! (I bet u guys can easily guess which sentences came from me..)

Anyhow, thanks to Abg Bart for inviting us to play this game along with you, and I'm sure u'll thank me one day for keeping this piece of archive junks with me...huahahaha, it's been real fun and I wonder..maybe Intel does not keep you occupied enough with all those jobs? :P